Holiday Monday morning chez the Amazons

Me (logging onto Facebook): Oh, look. I've been friended by a gambist.
Mr. BA: A what?
Me: A gambist. Somebody who plays the viola da gamba.
Mr BA: Oh. Do you know this person?
Me: I used to. They're in Montreal.
Mr. BA (who knows all about my past shenanigans): Oh. Did you sleep with them?
Me (shocked and horrified): NO! She's like a 60-year-old woman!
Pause.
Me: Besides. I've never done a gambist. I wasn't a total slut.

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shush now
One of the major reasons I stopped playing Oboe was because every time I said, "oh, I play Oboe" people said, "so you're one of THOSE girls."

Which has nothing to do with your post, actually.
RedScylla
"I've never done a gambist." Love it!
crankypants
[this is good]
hehehehe!!!
Lauri
[this is good]
LOL!

I am so envious. Not that you were befriended by a gambist, but that I really have no "past shenanigans".


TJ
[this is good]

If you, or someone you love, needs help with a gambist problem, contact Gambists Anonymous - 1-800-GAMBIST.

Bet with your head, not over it.

dewitte
Yep, you had to draw the line somewhere.
brownamazon
Exactly! Even I have standards.
RedScylla
That's okay, Lauri. Future shenanigans are actually better than past ones.
Lauri
Ya know, Red, I believe that is an excellent Mission Statement! ;)

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