My shit doesn't stink
But for the rest of you sulphurous bastards, there's this.
This is a made-in-Canada product, and they've been advertising the crap out of it (pun intended) on TV lately. The voiceover guy intones, "There's nothing worse than leaving behind embarrassing odors."
Really, Voiceover Guy? Nothing worse than, dog forbid, people smelling traces of the breakfast burrito you ate earlier? Cyclones and earthquakes kill tens of thousands, girls get locked away in basement caves for 20 years and are forced to bear their rapist father's incestuous spawn, dirty old perverts get to amass a collection of obedient, underage brides in the name of religious freedom, children die of easily preventable diseases every minute. But no, there is NOTHING WORSE than the smell of other people's poop.
Really, Voiceover Guy? Nothing worse than, dog forbid, people smelling traces of the breakfast burrito you ate earlier? Cyclones and earthquakes kill tens of thousands, girls get locked away in basement caves for 20 years and are forced to bear their rapist father's incestuous spawn, dirty old perverts get to amass a collection of obedient, underage brides in the name of religious freedom, children die of easily preventable diseases every minute. But no, there is NOTHING WORSE than the smell of other people's poop.
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This reminds me that I'd rather walk into our bathroom at work and smell a natural odour than the damned spray they keep in there for people to use.
The bathrooms at our school have this automatic spray thing, and if you're standing in front of one of the sinks at the wrong time you'll get showered with disgusting scented chemicals.
Is there a companion product for those who think their piss is champagne?