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So, GM and Segway unveiled the PUMA today.
The 2-wheel, 2-seater electric contraption is being touted as a "fast,
efficient, inexpensive and clean alternative to traditional cars and
trucks in an urban environment."
GM is headquartered in Michigan, right?
Where it's been known to, oh, you know, SNOW from time to time.
How do they expect this thing will perform between the months of May and October?
Oh, and it looks like someone strapped a couple of toilets to my granny's wheeled shopping basket. Does this look safe to you? Do you really trust that you won't be crushed by a bus or a dumptruck?
But Segway is involved. So it must be practical and will surely be a runaway success *eyeroll*.
And of course, GM is globally recognized for its sound business plans, visionary leadership and sharply designed, well engineered products that consumers want. Oh, and the company doesn't have that carrion whiff of desperation around it at all.
GM is headquartered in Michigan, right?
Where it's been known to, oh, you know, SNOW from time to time.
How do they expect this thing will perform between the months of May and October?
Oh, and it looks like someone strapped a couple of toilets to my granny's wheeled shopping basket. Does this look safe to you? Do you really trust that you won't be crushed by a bus or a dumptruck?
But Segway is involved. So it must be practical and will surely be a runaway success *eyeroll*.
And of course, GM is globally recognized for its sound business plans, visionary leadership and sharply designed, well engineered products that consumers want. Oh, and the company doesn't have that carrion whiff of desperation around it at all.
