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There's a new Pirates, Privateers and Freebooters exhibit that just opened at the Montreal Museum of Archeology and History!
A pirate walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look like hell."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."
You've got to be kidding me," says the bartender. "You can't lose an eye just from some bird crap."
"Well, it was my first day with the hook."
